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Both design and business model for new enterprise after several unsuccessful tries, this was Plan 9 that was finally adopted<\/p><\/div>\n
While other drone makers use fixed- or rotary-wing configurations, Lugosi Enterprises relies on a radical, human-powered ornithopter with the ability to change shape and size depending on the stage of the mission in which it is engaged.\u00a0 This proprietary technology is shrouded in secrecy, but enables the wingsuit wearer to shrink to an extraordinarily small size, at which point, according to Lugosi spokesperson Dwight Frye, the operator can fly an undisclosed distance in total silence, except for an occasional annoying high-pitched piping noise.<\/p>\n
For reasons best known to\u00a0the Lugosi operation, deliveries will take place only at night, and\u00a0will not be curtailed by high winds, thunder, or multiple lightning strikes.\u00a0 Navigation will depend on bat-like echolocation, in which sounds emitted by the flyer help pinpoint obstacles and guide the operator to his or her destination (although few females are hired for these jobs \u2013 possibly a reflection of 19th<\/sup>-century laws still prevalent in some remote sections\u00a0of Transylvania).<\/p>\n Delivery person hovers by bed of customer, having dropped book (already open to preferred page based on customer preference algorithms), and stares at odd hickey on young woman’s neck. \u00a0Wing suit details are closely held secrets<\/p><\/div>\n Dr. van Helsing, professor of Arcane Studies at the University of Transylvania*, has acted as adviser to the project, and notes that one of the more astounding features of the delivery service is its ability to make bed-side deliveries late at night, perfect for imsomniacs anxious\u00a0for the latest Steven King novel.\u00a0 One can refuse delivery by wearing a cross on a necklace to bed, or accept by forgetting that accessory.\u00a0 One must remember to leave the window or French doors open to ensure successful receipt of the order.<\/p>\n While Amazon might drop a package on your doorstep, and Flirtey might lower its package on a slender line, only Lugosi brings things while you\u2019re sleeping.<\/p>\n *Not to be confused with Kentucky’s Transylvania University<\/a>, a real liberal arts college.<\/em><\/p>\n![\"Delivery](\"http:\/\/cafe.foundation\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Lugosi-Bela-Dracula_NRFPT_03-528x412.jpg\")